Where the fuck: Steenwijk
Why the fuck: student exchange program
First impressions: pretty fucking sweet
Pros: friendliest people I met; most people (girls) are open-minded about relationships; you can order alcohol at a pub without anyone asking for your ID; a joint is worth ~2.5 euros (no, I haven't smoked it here); people speak English pretty damn well; girls are gorgeous; more shit I can't remember.
Cons: couldn't find any.
Conclusion: fucking ace, too bad I'm leaving in two days. Go here, people, this country rocks. Except you, 12-year-old fucks, no one likes you and weed is illegal for foreigners here since 01/01/2013. You have to be 18 anyway.