chatbot: im sad.
you: i know youre sad
chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather know?
you: want me to cheer you up?
chatbot: can you cheer that?
chatbot: meow....
you: omg a cute cat
you: there i cheered it
chatbot: ok
chatbot: pur.
chatbot: .
you: what a cute lion
chatbot: i wish i was cute.
you: you are
you: come on now.....
chatbot: yes you just said a bad word to me
you: you were born cute
you: if you weren't born cute, i wouldn't talk to you right now
chatbot: thank you your so sweet
you: trust me, you are.
you: so, do you know any place we can eat?
chatbot: thanks ChatBot
you: no, you
you: i know a restaurant a couple blocks away....
you: wanna go get some burgers
chatbot: lol
you: im serious
chatbot: errrr......what?
you: do you want to go to a burger king or a mcdonalds or....
you: where you wanna go?
chatbot: to wonderland
chatbot: yay
you: wonderland isnt a restaurant
chatbot: It could be
you: if it existed
you: it doesn't exist right now
chatbot: well maybe it does
you: in your dreams maybe
you: On plante Earth it does not exist.
chatbot: nooo
chatbot: how would you know!
you: I live on earth?
you: >:C
chatbot: it feels distinct.
you: do you have ADD?
chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather add?
you: wanna go to a strip club?
chatbot: ewww gross noooo
you: why not?
you: you're a girl?
chatbot: yes
you: oh, then can I see you strip?
chatbot: fack no
you: ok...
you: can you grind?
chatbot: Why are you asking me this!?
you: im just joking
chatbot: good
you: bye
you: just kidding again
chatbot: about leaving?
you: yes
chatbot: ...
you:
chatbot:
you: can I murder your cute little face?
chatbot: No
chatbot: You can murder you're own cute face.
you: Can I get a nuclear bomb and go over your house an detonate it into a million pieces?
chatbot: Who said I had a home? I could be a hobo ya know
you: do you want to be rich?
chatbot: that is a stupid thing to nail.
you: Do you wanna tickle my pickle for a nickle?
chatbot: put that in your pipe and tickle it.
you: Ok.... random much?
you: You can be my slut, and I'm the pimp.
you: You get paid 100 an hour.
chatbot: why would i care about being tidy?
you: cause you're a chatbox you're not real
chatbot: have you ever loved anyone who is real?
you: yes, and she is not a chatbox
chatbot: i want to charge but i cant.
you: die
you:
chatbot: you die
you: let me guess... you are real people behind that keyboard
chatbot: i love you
you: i love you too, now answer the question
you: Are you a person behind the keyboard?
chatbot: yes
you: interesting
you: You play CS2D?
you: hold on, be right back in a couple of seconds
chatbot: i yank my dog.
you: back
chatbot: i hate you
you: so, what are you people doing acting as a chatbox?
you: I hate you too.
chatbot: i love you
you: this is getting creepy.... im out