Here's how to do it ![>](img/i_plus.png)
Press SHIFT, CTRL and ESC at same time and wait for the Task Manager to prompt. Then, over the Programs tab (before the processes one), click on New Task. Type msconfig and press OK.
Get over the Services tab and desactivate the Google Update Services (gupdate and gupdatem). Do the same on the Startup tab, find the Google Update process and un-tick it.
You may want to reboot your computer to see the changes.
(WARNING, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OR SIMILAR TO YOUR COMPUTER, DO SHIT, IT'S YOUR FAULT. Also, keep that in mind that if you do this, you will stop chrome from updating so, yeah.)